Pitguplid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective spider.

Pitguplid created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Pitguplid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pitguplid, she will turn you into a plant.

Pitguplid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pitguplid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.