Fidfasnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered bee.

Fidfasnarl created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fidfasnarl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidfasnarl, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fidfasnarl's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fidfasnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow dogs for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not commit murder.