Japnatbep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty newt.

Japnatbep created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Japnatbep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Japnatbep, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Japnatbep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Japnatbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing red shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. You must pray to Japnatbep nine times a day.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.