Listgedrip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, competent fox.

Listgedrip created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgedrip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Listgedrip, it will turn you into a goat.

Listgedrip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Listgedrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about spacetime near mites while wearing white shirts and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing purple ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.