Tadloopfut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, uncaring dragon.

Tadloopfut created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tadloopfut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tadloopfut, he will cry a lot.

Tadloopfut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tadloopfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five whales in a large pit.

2. Never wear magenta ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.