Motpodflan Flamyatjat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving wren.

Motpodflan Flamyatjat created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Motpodflan Flamyatjat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motpodflan Flamyatjat, he will ignore you.

Motpodflan Flamyatjat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Motpodflan Flamyatjat's Holy Commandments

1. Motpodflan Flamyatjat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if five rats approach from the south.

3. Do not take Motpodflan Flamyatjat's name in vain.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.