Vilkamhim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable hippopotamus.

Vilkamhim created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilkamhim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vilkamhim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vilkamhim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vilkamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Vilkamhim's name in vain.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.