Cedbodten is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome rhinoceros.

Cedbodten created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbodten, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedbodten, he will send you a sign.

Cedbodten's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cedbodten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.