Cussquillxen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, deceitful weasel.

Cussquillxen created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussquillxen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussquillxen, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cussquillxen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cussquillxen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing orange trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Do not shave your legs.