Dumdodyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast dugong.

Dumdodyarl created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdodyarl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dumdodyarl, she will manifest in front of you.

Dumdodyarl's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dumdodyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never paint your feet mauve.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing gray shirts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from green goats, for they are unholy.