Rawafgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, staggering human.

Rawafgeb created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Rawafgeb, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawafgeb, it will not care at all.

Rawafgeb's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rawafgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to voles while wearing yellow boots.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.