Monhudcud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless beaver.

Monhudcud created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monhudcud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Monhudcud, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Monhudcud's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Monhudcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick otters.