Figbammig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful walrus.

Figbammig created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figbammig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Figbammig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Figbammig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Figbammig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Figbammig's name in vain.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing fawn jumpers.