Gummat Popfonmab Budlunlin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid hippopotamus.

Gummat Popfonmab Budlunlin created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gummat Popfonmab Budlunlin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gummat Popfonmab Budlunlin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gummat Popfonmab Budlunlin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gummat Popfonmab Budlunlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.