Donmutbad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast faun.

Donmutbad created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Donmutbad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Donmutbad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Donmutbad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Donmutbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear yellow scarves.

5. Always help nematodes in need.