Stigortmut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying bat.

Stigortmut created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigortmut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigortmut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stigortmut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stigortmut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.