Ingmansand is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing toad.

Ingmansand created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingmansand, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingmansand, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ingmansand's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ingmansand's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ingmansand.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ingmansand loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Never go into violet rooms.