Hamboggidpad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent hippopotamus.

Hamboggidpad created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamboggidpad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hamboggidpad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hamboggidpad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hamboggidpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.