Zenbidlabvigafsand is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud crane.

Zenbidlabvigafsand created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Zenbidlabvigafsand, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zenbidlabvigafsand, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zenbidlabvigafsand's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zenbidlabvigafsand's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zenbidlabvigafsand first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.