Sigpodcet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental goose.

Sigpodcet created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigpodcet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sigpodcet, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sigpodcet's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sigpodcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sigpodcet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Learn five new languages a year.