Cebmatgabjin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent bird.

Cebmatgabjin created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmatgabjin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cebmatgabjin, he will torture you forever.

Cebmatgabjin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cebmatgabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebmatgabjin.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.