Yimflowsak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable monkey.

Yimflowsak created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimflowsak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimflowsak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimflowsak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yimflowsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect five tin sculptures of Yimflowsak on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not stand on grass.