Nakdamzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate parrot.

Nakdamzog created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdamzog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nakdamzog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nakdamzog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nakdamzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Nakdamzog loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.