Hondamgig Titsawfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, generous tapir.

Hondamgig Titsawfly created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Hondamgig Titsawfly, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hondamgig Titsawfly, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hondamgig Titsawfly's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hondamgig Titsawfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear blue trousers.

5. Fast once a month.