Arffasdap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident elephant.

Arffasdap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arffasdap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arffasdap, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arffasdap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Arffasdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about amino acids.