Dapnurneg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, intelligent wasp.

Dapnurneg created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapnurneg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapnurneg, he will remove you from existence.

Dapnurneg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dapnurneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Never wear blue kilts.

5. Pray towards the south.