Cepgillop is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable crab.

Cepgillop created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Cepgillop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepgillop, he will not invite you to parties.

Cepgillop's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cepgillop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Always obey Cepgillop's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink alcohol.