Ominboghonhud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable dove.

Ominboghonhud created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominboghonhud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ominboghonhud, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ominboghonhud's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ominboghonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head indigo.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.