Pomranyamnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, charitable hummingbird.

Pomranyamnarl created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomranyamnarl, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pomranyamnarl, it will not care at all.

Pomranyamnarl's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pomranyamnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Pomranyamnarl loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Pomranyamnarl loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Always wear orange.