Flapnarlcuss is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent
human.
Flapnarlcuss created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flapnarlcuss, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Flapnarlcuss, he will turn you into a mole.
Flapnarlcuss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Flapnarlcuss' Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not speak about pineapples.
5. Learn six new languages a year.