Dudtinbun Hasvolbud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful human.

Dudtinbun Hasvolbud created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtinbun Hasvolbud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dudtinbun Hasvolbud, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dudtinbun Hasvolbud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dudtinbun Hasvolbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shoes.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing blue skirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.