Bagsanlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent fly.

Bagsanlit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagsanlit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bagsanlit, it will destroy your home planet.

Bagsanlit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bagsanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Bagsanlit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never leap near bats.

5. Never eat gooseberries.