Didbudmig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless swallow.

Didbudmig created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Didbudmig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Didbudmig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Didbudmig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Didbudmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Didbudmig loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never leap in the presence of porpoises.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.