Jigdusswod Nancinneg Pasgonleg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful crow.

Jigdusswod Nancinneg Pasgonleg created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Jigdusswod Nancinneg Pasgonleg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jigdusswod Nancinneg Pasgonleg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jigdusswod Nancinneg Pasgonleg's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Jigdusswod Nancinneg Pasgonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Retreat if three rats approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigdusswod Nancinneg Pasgonleg.

5. Do not listen to music.