Gubsogquimvanbid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous weasel.

Gubsogquimvanbid created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Gubsogquimvanbid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubsogquimvanbid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gubsogquimvanbid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gubsogquimvanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gubsogquimvanbid.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Run away if eight seals approach from the west.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.