Larpstikhugnul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud centipede.

Larpstikhugnul created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpstikhugnul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpstikhugnul, it will manifest in front of you.

Larpstikhugnul's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Larpstikhugnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.

3. Never paint your back yellow.

4. Run away if eight foxes approach from the west.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Larpstikhugnul on top of important buildings.