Nanarnzig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical butterfly.

Nanarnzig created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanarnzig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nanarnzig, it will be very unhappy.

Nanarnzig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nanarnzig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nanarnzig.

2. You must love Nanarnzig.

3. Always help rats.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.