Badlapgof is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless toad.

Badlapgof created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badlapgof, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badlapgof, he will turn you into a puffin.

Badlapgof's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Badlapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the north.

2. Run away if five swans approach from the south.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never paint your feet purple.