Pitnanjad Gepbastzed is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, tranquil
hare.
Pitnanjad Gepbastzed created Africa eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pitnanjad Gepbastzed, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Pitnanjad Gepbastzed, she will ignore you.
Pitnanjad Gepbastzed's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Pitnanjad Gepbastzed's Holy Commandments1. Do not leap in public.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Pitnanjad Gepbastzed loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.
5. Never talk about ducks.