Hinmetsog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing hare.

Hinmetsog created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmetsog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hinmetsog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hinmetsog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hinmetsog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Hinmetsog on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.