Popjopwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast scorpion.

Popjopwit created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popjopwit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popjopwit, it will turn you into a snail.

Popjopwit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Popjopwit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing white trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.