Vensomnak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing goblin.

Vensomnak created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vensomnak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vensomnak, he will turn you into a snail.

Vensomnak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vensomnak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away if eight birds approach from the east.

3. Do not keep seven monkeys in a large pit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill moths.