Artdavpin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic cow.

Artdavpin created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artdavpin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artdavpin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Artdavpin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Artdavpin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green goats, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.