Fetdunarffoss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing giraffe.

Fetdunarffoss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetdunarffoss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fetdunarffoss, he will turn you into a snail.

Fetdunarffoss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fetdunarffoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fetdunarffoss' priests.

2. Fetdunarffoss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fetdunarffoss on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Fetdunarffoss loves sharks, so they must be respected.