Ingsomzig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody mongoose.

Ingsomzig created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsomzig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingsomzig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ingsomzig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ingsomzig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine geese approach from the north.

2. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Put Ingsomzig first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.