Quafdudcad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish human.

Quafdudcad created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafdudcad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quafdudcad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quafdudcad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Quafdudcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to ants while wearing pink trousers.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing gray kilts.