Dodpadstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow giraffe.

Dodpadstaf created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dodpadstaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodpadstaf, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dodpadstaf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dodpadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Dodpadstaf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.

5. Always wear white.