Dodpadstaf is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, slow
giraffe.
Dodpadstaf created humankind nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Dodpadstaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Dodpadstaf, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Dodpadstaf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Dodpadstaf's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
2. Dodpadstaf must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Never hurt capybaras.
4. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.
5. Always wear white.