Ontnakzod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous goat.

Ontnakzod created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Ontnakzod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ontnakzod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ontnakzod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ontnakzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.