Lunnillpit is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, selfish
wombat.
Lunnillpit created Europe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Lunnillpit, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Lunnillpit, it will turn you into a mouse.
Lunnillpit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Lunnillpit's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Put Lunnillpit first in all things.
3. You must never eat spinach.
4. Never think about electromagnetism.
5. Do not wear green clothing.