Lunnillpit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish wombat.

Lunnillpit created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Lunnillpit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunnillpit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lunnillpit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Lunnillpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Lunnillpit first in all things.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not wear green clothing.