Fen is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid
centipede.
Fen created the Sol system six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fen, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fen, he will turn you into a dog.
Fen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Fen's Holy Commandments1. Fen loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
2. Never talk about dogs.
3. Always obey Fen's priests.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing brown jumpers and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.