Fen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid centipede.

Fen created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fen, he will turn you into a dog.

Fen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Fen loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Always obey Fen's priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing brown jumpers and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.